just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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