I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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