Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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