I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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