Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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