ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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