just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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