she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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