Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The struggles of a small town man whore
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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