I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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