You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i drank out of a bidet.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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