But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
handjob tips. give me some.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
