It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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