I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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