Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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