This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
