So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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