how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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