Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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