Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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