When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
third nipple confirmed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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