she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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