I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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