So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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