everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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