I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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