Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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