ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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