dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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