i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
did i just pee glitter
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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