Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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