super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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