I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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