Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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