Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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