i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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