Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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