He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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