Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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