it hurts more in the daytime
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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