I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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