Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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