Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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