dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
