This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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