I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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