I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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