Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize