Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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