Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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