Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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