11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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