So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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