dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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